Monday, October 31, 2005

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

Here's a Halloween treat, courtesy of Dr. Bob. Perhaps he'll pop up in the comments and explain exactly what this is.

MP3: "Ulalume" by John Carradine

And here's another bit of Halloween cheer from my neck of the woods, excerpted from Patton Oswalt's concert CD 222.

MP3: "Burbank" by Patton Oswalt
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Saturday, October 29, 2005

FLEEING ACROSS THE DESERT

The oft-rumored announcement of Stephen King writing for Marvel Comics has been offically confirmed today, and it's exciting news for Dark Tower fans: a new prequel (and perhaps prequels) to King's epic, illustrated by the phenomenal Jae Lee. Sounds like a win-win situation for everybody: the readers get the pairing of a writer and artist who should do great work together, and Marvel will most likely get an influx of new readers itching for more Roland adventures. But look a little closer at the announcement and at Newsarama's interview with Marvel Editor-in-Chief Joe Quesada, and a few troubling signs emerge.

The first, as Jog noted, is that King may not actually be writing this series. Spake Quesada:

Mr. King just kind of looked up at the ceiling, and off the top of his head, started rattling off stories and stories and stories. He was telling about parts where Roland would go and do this and such, and then meet the villain here, and on and on. Literally, in ten minutes, he rattled off enough stories fill up roughly four or five trade paperbacks. He just did it offhand – the stories just poured out of him, and all of them middle, beginnings and ends. It was amazing to watch, and basically, hear Stephen King tell us original stories that no one, before then had ever heard before....After he told the stories, Robin [Furth, continuity cop for the Dark Tower series] encapsulated them all and has done her best to break them down into issue-by-issue chunks. After she’s done that, I took a pass at it and broke things down into page-by-page structure to give to Jae – something written in the Marvel style. From there, Jae and Richard Isanove will be collaborating on it to produce the look that they’re famous for when they get together. And of course Mr. King was involved each step of the way.

And the kicker:

Right now, we’re concentrating on getting the visual rendering of the story finalized. The actual scripting will be the finishing touch.

We can only assume (or hope) that that final scripting will be done by King himself, or else Marvel might find themselves with a whole lot of disgruntled fans who came for a new work by the man himself but found instead someone else's interpretation of a ten-minute session of "And then Roland did this, and then he did this, and then..." Without his words, what's the point? Might as well go read a Star Wars novel.

And looking at it from a less commercial standpoint, part of the appeal for Dark Tower fans who are also comics readers, like myself, is seeing how King tackles the challenges of a new medium. Look at the preview pages included in both of the articles linked above--those are Quesada's interpretation of a single sentence from King's book: "The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed." (Four pages for a sentence! And people say Bendis is decompressed.) While I certainly think it works, I'd much rather see how King himself would handle it. Would it be the same? Would he stretch it out even longer? Would it be one panel? Questions like that might be of little interest to the hypothetical reader who is merely hungry for continuing Roland adventures, but for those who like to examine the telling as well as devour the story, this can't help but seem like a missed opportunity.

The second interesting and/or troubling thing about the announcement is the art. I think Jae Lee is a brilliant artist, who has done great work in the past and is constantly pushing himself, and of Marvel's entire stable of artists his is the sensibility most suited to collaborating with King. That said, though, what I enjoy most about his work is his use of ink, the way he seems to build everything on the page out of shadows, and the contrast between the open spaces and the precise swatches of black. This collaboration with digital painter Richard Isanove, however, robs his work of that element. Lee provides only pencils; the shadows are no longer pure black. Though Isanove gives the art a golden Hollywood sheen, it is missing the crispness and power that Lee usually achieves.

The presence of Isanove on the creative team also points to Marvel's hopes for this project, and illustrates how they view comics' place in the larger realm of pop culture. He is their go-to colorist for "prestige" projects, the kind that might attract readers beyond the usual fanboys (i.e. the kind of people who complain about stuff like Jae Lee not inking his own work). He worked with artist Andy Kubert on Wolverine: Origin and 1602, written by Neil Gaiman, Comics' Most Famous Writer. There's no denying that, in tandem with a talented penciller, Isanove can produce some gorgeous images; but so much of the resulting work is lifeless, almost fuzzy and out of focus. It's the comic-book equivalent of Vaseline on the lens. It gives the art an aura of false prestige or class that it neither warrants nor needs. It's a way of saying to the general public "This isn't comics; this is art. This is no children's pamphlet; this is for discerning adults like you. Just look at how everything is sepia-toned to remind you of classy things." And certainly, a comics neophyte will open Origin or 1602 and say "Wow, I didn't know comics could look like this;" the trouble is, it's a way of making comics look "pretty" without actually considering what kind of art would best suit the story. Combine this painterly look with Marvel's new branding for the project--"Graphic Fiction"--and it begins to look like Marvel is desperately hoping to convince readers that what they're about to buy isn't comics at all, no sir. This is serious business.
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Friday, October 28, 2005

EVERYTHING IDOL UPDATE

To the surprise of no one, Love defeats Email to join Art in the finals. We'll do that sometime next week, as this week has been way too hectic for me to do this momentous occasion justice.
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Friday, October 21, 2005

EVERYTHING IDOL | Semifinal #2

Semifinal #1 was a hard-fought battle, but in the end, Art takes it, thanks to last-minute executive fiat. It will face off against today's winner in the Finals. The remaining Semifinalists are:

1. Love

Love is a many splendored thing.
Love lifts us up where we belong.
All you need is love!
Please, don't start that again
All you need is love!
A girl has got to eat!
All you need is love!
She'll end up on the street!
All you need is looooove!
Love is just a game.
I was made for loving you baby,
You were made for loving me.
The only way of loving me baby,
Is to pay a lovely fee.
Just one night,
Give me just one night.
There's no way,
Cause you can't pay.
In the name of love!
One night in the name of love!
You crazy fool,
I won't give in to you.
Don't leave me this way.
I can't survive, without your sweet love,
Oh baby, don't leave me this way.
You'd think that people would've had enough of silly love songs...
I look around me and I see it isn't so, oh no.
Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs...
Well what's wrong with that?
I'd like to know.
Cause here I go again...
Love lifts us up where we belong!
Where eagles fly,
On a mountain high!
Love makes us act like we are fools.
Throw our lives away,
For one happy day.
We could be heroes...
Just for one day.
You, you will be mean.
No, I won't.
And I, I'll drink all the time.
We should be lovers...
We can't do that.
We should be lovers!
And that's a fact.
Though nothing would keep us together.
We could steal time...
Just for one day.
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We can be heroes...
Just because I... will always love you...
I...
...Can't help loving...you...
How wonderful life is
Now you're in the world.

--Ewan McGregor & Nicole Kidman

2. Email

The question is…..are you ready?

Are you ready for a life of abundance? Are you ready to take control of your mind, body and spirit? Are you ready to capture love, passion, health & wealth and gain greater understanding of the power you possess, on a level you have never experienced before? Are you ready to stop struggling and evolve consciously?
Take Action!

The next Synchronise Your Destiny Workshop™ takes place on 14-16 October 2005.

Due to the huge response we have had over the weekend at the Yoga Exhibition places for the October & November event will soon be gone.

Places are limited, so book now to reserve your place & avoid disappointment. This 3 day event is currently retailing at £350.00, discounted to £295.00 as you are an e mail customer. This price includes the beautiful and complimentary A4 ‘ Living Agenda’ which will document your vision & your powerful journey throughout the year and you will also receive a free Quantum Life Coaching Session.

Polls close Thursday, October 27 at midnight.
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Friday, October 14, 2005

Oh my god! It's

EVERYTHING IDOL | SEMIFINAL #1

Sorry it's been so long. For those of you who don't know, or have forgotten, Everything Idol is a competition to determine the Best Thing Ever. Over the past year-and-change, we've wittled down dozens of contestants to four Semifinalists: art, email, friends and love. Today we select the first finalist. Vote in the comments; anyone and everyone may vote.

1. Art

Art attempts to find in the universe, in matter as well as in the facts of life, what is fundamental, enduring, essential. - Saul Bellow

Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do believe in Art for Art's sake. - E.M. Forster

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Art is merely the refuge which the ingenious have invented, when they were supplied with food and women, to escape the tediousness of life. - W. Somerset Maugham

There are more valid facts and details in works of art than there are in history books. - Charlie Chaplin

All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

2. Friends

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love. - Jane Austen

Wherever you are it is your own friends who make your world. - William James

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend. - Agatha Christie

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. - Jane Austen

Polls close Thursday, October 20 at midnight.
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Monday, October 10, 2005

KEEP 'EM COMING, GLEEP-GLOP

Time for updates from the various subintermediaries/front companies of the GLFC Empire:

1. The "What's in the Hatch?" Dept.

The Hanso Foundation
Dharma Industries

One of these appears legit, the other probably not.

2. The Weird Al Memorial Dept. of Musical Hilarity

There were many highlights of the Comedy Death Ray 3rd Anniversary Pajama Party (only a week ago, so wow, timely), most of them involving Eric, an overweight schlubby nerd with bad posture who sat on the on-stage orange couch most of the night and provided Zach Galifianakis and Todd Glass with most of their material. Eric described himself as a grad student and amateur comedian, so it's hard to say whether or not his personality was a put-on, but it made for some great comedy. The high point was Galifianakis getting exasperated at Eric's obsessive concern for a stray microphone cord and announcing "Ladies and gentlemen, Asperger's Syndrome," then asking Eric to name his favorite dinosaurs, which prompted a detailed two-minute lecture from Eric that would have kept going had Galifianakis not cut him off. If it was an act, it was genius; if it was real, it was a comedy miracle.

By the end of the 8-hour show the comedy was starting to wither, the twin nadirs being a faux-Japanese performance art piece by The Idiots and the song stylings of FatFX, but the show's finale was worth staying for: a performance by Hard 'n Phirm, a musical-comedy duo made up of comedians Mike Phirman and Chris Hardwick (whom you may remember as the Singled Out host without giant breasts). Their stuff isn't Weird Al-style parodies of specific songs, but rather parodies of genres (such as a Latin love ballad called "El Corazon" that is literally about the heart) and musical jokes, all with a heavy dose of geekery (songs about pi and the carbon cycle, for instance). Here's a sample from their album Horses and Grasses:

MP3: "Anything" by Hard 'n Phirm

It's one joke, so make sure to wait for the punchline.

3. Dr. Bob's Musical History Dept.

Dr. Bob says:

Here's the story of the connection between Calhoun (ed. note - My hometown) and Bob Dylan.

On the PBS American Masters program on Bob Dylan, Dylan explained that his father gave him a guitar that had been in the attic. Also in the attic, said Dylan, was an old Victrola record player that had a 78 rpm record on it, "Drifting too Far from the Shore," sung, I think, by Bill Monroe. Dylan played the record (it was played in the background during this part of the show). He said that the record was like nothing he had ever heard, that it made him feel as if he were in a trance, that he was from another place and that his parents were not really his parents. The implication was that this record started young Robert Zimmerman's interest in country-folk music and blues.

When I saw this brief moment of the program, I was startled. Bill Monroe sang "Drifting too Far from the Shore," but he did not write it. The gospel hymn was written by Charles Earnest Moody, director of the Methodist Church choir in Calhoun when I was pre-school age, late 40's - very early 50's. I knew about Moody because he had played with the Georgia Yellowhammers, a string band from Calhoun that had achieved some modest success recording for Victor in the late 1920's. I also remembered Mr. Moody because the MYF, that I was a part of, used to visit him around 1960. At that time Mr. Moody lived by himself and was getting to be quite elderly. At the time, those of us in the MYF had no notion that he had been a professional musician and composer.

So, it looks as if there is a connection between Calhoun and the career of Bob Dylan. About the time that I was visiting Mr. Moody, Bob Dylan arrived in New York ready to make a few changes in modern music. I don't know if he ever recorded "Drifting too Far from the Shore," but I imagine that he sang it.

MP3: "Drifting Too Far from the Shore" by Bill Monroe and His Bluegrass Boys
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